♥ Before & After Marriage ♥
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
结婚前 [往下读]
男:太好了!我期待的日子终于来了!我都等不及了!
女:我可以反悔吗?
男:不,你甚至都别想!
女:你爱我吗?
男:当然!
女:你会背叛我吗?
男:不会,你怎么会有这种想法?
女:你可以吻我一下吗?
男:当然,决不可能只有一下!
女:你有可能打我吗?
男:永远不可能!
女:我能相信你吗?
结婚后 [往上读]
Before Marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
So What is it After Marriage? Try reading it from the bottom..
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